Update from the 2012 WWBN Election Newsroom...
Polls closed just minutes ago but with the expertise of the finest countermonkey's have projected a landslide win for former WWBN Mad Mad World Host Dunena Reid.
Exit poll results give a strong 80% majority result for the newcomer with some even choosing to vote for exotic animals then give a vote to Frump in what has to be his worst result ever.
You heard it here first, Dunena Reid is the new American Minister for Magic!
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It seems that the American Minister of Magic would love to silence some members of the press but it doesn't work like that here, even if the press are on the fringe of being true journalists. While some scoff at the latest reports coming from a certain radio personality, this reporter has learned there is more truth to some of the reports then Ronald Frump would care to admit.
Investigations have proven the rumored existence of the formerly secret Tuscan villa that the Minister of Magic not only owns but has included one Ms. Lainy Bustiere on the deed as a co-owner. Unfortunately for Ms. Bustiere, proof has also come to light, and is now in the hands of Mrs. Frump's attorney, Geoff T. Dailey. Papers initiating divorce proceedings have been filed in the Manhattan District Courts and will begin immediately according to a press release from Mr. Dailey's office. As this article is going to press, subpeonas are being served on not only Ms. Lainy Bustiere but the staff of the villa as well as Mr. Frump's personal staff.
This reporter will continue to follow the developments and report them to you as they come to light.
Investigations have proven the rumored existence of the formerly secret Tuscan villa that the Minister of Magic not only owns but has included one Ms. Lainy Bustiere on the deed as a co-owner. Unfortunately for Ms. Bustiere, proof has also come to light, and is now in the hands of Mrs. Frump's attorney, Geoff T. Dailey. Papers initiating divorce proceedings have been filed in the Manhattan District Courts and will begin immediately according to a press release from Mr. Dailey's office. As this article is going to press, subpeonas are being served on not only Ms. Lainy Bustiere but the staff of the villa as well as Mr. Frump's personal staff.
This reporter will continue to follow the developments and report them to you as they come to light.
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