Live From Glasto! It's The Cherry Clinger Show!

[GuestGuest]

Wow! What a crowd! Everyone having a good time? If not my tent's over on the other side and see me later

*wink wink*

Anyway! How many of you here came to see U2? Isn't that Edge something else? No seriously! Is he human or is he wizard? Maybe later I can check out just what magic he can work!

*wink wink*

But enough of that. Today I have special guests on my show. It's a famous....... *pauses and looks off stage as someone coughs to get her attention*

Ohh! *back to audience* Sorry, soon to be famous.... *repeats above*

Today I have a little known but up and coming wizard rock band on my show. Let's bring them out with a warm Cherry Clinger Show Welcome!

Here they are.........

SILENCIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Nathan Wright]

Nathan from Silencio: *hiding behind Rick looking somewhat terrified*

Rick from Silencio: *also frozen in spot*

Luke from Silencio: Pleasure to meet you Cheery.. *glances at Rick* you know Rick here's your biggest fan?

Rick from Silencio: *just staring at Cheerys 'assets'*

[Marcus Hobson]

Marcus from Silencio: Yo Rick.... you alright mate? Are we really on television? Hi Rowan.. love you! *waves to camera*

[GuestGuest]

*encourages audience applause and cheers*

*as applause dies down, begins to introduce all of the group, indicating each one as she does*

Over there we have Marcus.. And who's Rowan? *looks around the front of the stage and spots a red head waving, grins* Ohhh, is that her, Marcus? Do we have an exclusive scoop here?

Then there's Luke and this is Rick *at Luke's comment, looks down below Rick's waist and shakes her head*

Not even close there!

and who's that cute one hiding behind you the big dumb looking one? Why it's DJ Noiseworks! *squeals happily* DJ Noiseworks has toured with The Weird Sisters and even had a role in the first Harry Potter Movie with the Sisters. Come here, cutie while Luke tells us about your group.

*hearing Marcus

[Marcus Hobson]

Marcus from Silencio: *waves to the audience, looks a bit lost in the attention* Hey.. how's it going?

Marcus: Oh I'm completely exclusive Cherry... sorry but youknow how it is *shrugs and grins at Rowan*

Luke from Silencio: *smiling* Don't worry Cherry your not the first to say that.

Rick from Silencio: *wakes out of daze with a snap* Hey Babe.. how about we see about that tent you promised later and we see about getting .. close?

Luke: It's Lead Singer Envy.. youknow every Rhythm guitarist gets it from all the time spent playing along at home.

Marcus: I don't?

Luke: *looks at Marcus*

Marcus: *realizes what he just said* Uh........ nevermind.. hey look it's Nathy! *points at Nathan and watches*

Marcus: Quick.. Run Nathy.. Fangirls.. they're everywhere!

[Nathan Wright]

Nathan from Silencio/DJ Noiseworks: *gulps.. starts looking for somewhere to hide*

Luke from Silencio: *takes center stage as the others push Nathan towards Cheery* Sure thing Cheery.. we'll we're from Australia and got together back in 1993.. that's Marcus, Nathan, Richard..sorry Rick.. and Paul our drummer who I'm afraid had to leave early as he's attending a support group for Drummers Anonymous.. very brave of him to bring along another member today I thought. *watches as Nathan tries to escape* Rick, Nathan and I all grew up in a very musical family and so it felt right to form a band and as far as we know we where one of the youngest Wizard Rock bands in Australia at the time so that was very exciting.

Rick from Silencio: *breaking in* Till it all got *beeped* up

Luke: Yes, unfortunately our touring was made rather limited when Marcus.. he's our lead singer.. was cursed.. very nasty business that, but we survived..

Marcus: *mutters* Speak for yourself...

Rick: No help from those moron teachers.. banning us from playing.. what a crock!

Luke: Apparently it didn't go down well when our outdoor Underwear Festival happened to coincide with the NEWT exams for that year.. shameful mistake but all was made right in the end.

Rick: What? Fifteen bloody years later they turn around and say it was okay.. we bloody saved that stinking school and that was the thanks we get? *clearly eying off the crowd for 'ladies'*

Luke: *Looks uncomfortable with his brother's swearing* I guess in the end it was only a matter of time what with Nathan's career and all.. we're all very proud of his work. *watches as others grabs Nathan and pulls him back on stage*

Nathan: *is clearly twitchy with the camera pointed at him* Um.. it really wasn't that big a deal.. really..... *abrupt awkward silence as he stares at the microphone pointed at him*

[GuestGuest]

Oh shy one here, are you Marcus? *waves to waving red head* You've got a good one here, Rowan!

*grins and moves closer to Nathan* Almost as cute as this one! You are so adorable, DJ!

*nods as Luke replies* So not surprised about that, Luke.

*raises eyebrow at Rick* Close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades and small nuclear weapons. Looks like you got the small part down. Let me know if you get any of the rest worked out.

*turns attention back to Nathan* Now this one! So adorable!! He's got it all together *smirks*

*encourages Luke to talk about Silencio while she flirts with Nathan* Don't worry about his adjectives *points to Rick* We're on a 30 second delay just for that! I think the network knew he was coming. But they're used to that with a couple of their radio shows.

So what do you have planned for all of us later during your set?
Anything exciting and new?

[Marcus Hobson]

Marcus: Yeahwell... *looks clearly uncomfortable talking about his personal life* *blushes at Cherrys Comments*

..

Rick: Hey Cherry you wanna go nuclear? How about we get together after the show and I'll show you just how hot it can get

Marcus: Dude you know she's like....... *counts on fingers trying to work it out* old? .. no offense Cherry but well.. there's a reason why all the girls call him Prick

Rick: Yeah.. because I got a big..

Marcus: Mouth?

..

*offside while Cherry's flirting with Nathan*

Rick: *mutters* Why do the babes always go for the LilNathy?

Marcus: Probably cause girls like a guy who doesn't mouth off about how good they are all the time?

Rick: So how'd you end up with a babe then?

Marcus: Cause I'm awesome.. and your a.. *BEEP!* is this thing still on? *THUNK* *THUNK* *fiddling with clip on microphone*

[Nathan Wright]

Nathan / DJ Noiseworks: *is clearly very red and flustered* Um........ *realises what he's looking at* @.@

..


Nathan: Um.. well eh.. *is trying to wiggle away* wwwwe did um try a couple of new songs... eep! *makes a big show of looking at his feet* after last year when Marcus and I played and with Spellomatic doing a show tomorrow and The Wi..*abrupt stop* .. it just seemed like a good chance to um..

Luke: *prompting Nathan* Play?

Nathan: Uh yeah.. it was alright.. some of the crowd seemed to get into it but the weather wasn't that great..

Rick: It was *BEEP*ing down!

Marcus: Should have been here last year man...

Nathan: *pressing on despite all odds* we've been trying some new stuff and um..

Beanpole: Meep! *sticks head out of Nathan's jumper*

Nathan: Remixing...

[GuestGuest]

*gives Rowan a thumbs up and keeps grinning at Marcus*

Lucky lady!

*ignores Rick's use of pickup line #738 from 'Peter Plentiful's Guaranteed Getsome Lines' best seller*

New songs? Does this mean your fans can look forward to a new album from you all?

Any chance we can convince you to do one for us now....... Well hello little one! *as Beanie pops up from hiding*

*laughs* I see you brought your tour manager with you as well!

*turns to audience* How about it? You all want to hear the band do one of their songs?

*audience cheers except for one stoned dude in the front yelling 'when's Crypt Kicker Five coming on?'*

[Marcus Hobson]

Marcus: *looks a bit unnerved at all the attention*

..

Marcus: New Album? Um.. that would mean we'd have to record a old album first right right? *glances at Luke*

Luke: *glances at Nathan*

[Nathan Wright]

Nathan: Um..... *notices the others looking at him* I dunno?

Beanpole: Meep! *looks at the lady checking for 'Nathan suitability'*

Nathan: *trying to push Beanpoles head out of the way* Um well recording a album takes a lot of time and I really don't know that we could..

Marcus: She means playing..

Nathan: Oh.. but I haven't got my Ode?

Rick: I'll play one for her anytime..

Marcus: You've got Fendy though right? *is getting a bit freaked out by the cheers*

Luke: Is Crypt Kicker Five still together? I thought they broke up? *looks to Cherry*

[GuestGuest]

*blinks at news that Silencio hasn't even recorded an album*

Well, when you do, make sure you come back and tell us all!

*smiles at Beanpole*

You are very cute! *turns back toward producer* Make sure this adorable kitty has whatever he needs.. and a large plate of tuna!

*turns back toward group and responds to Luke's question*

There's rumors out there that they plan to kick out of their crypts once again for a reunion tour but nothing solid on it yet.

While Silencio is setting up to play, here's some video of their earlier show here.

[Marcus Hobson]

Marcus: Um yeah.. maybe..........

Beanpole: MEEP! *purrs contently with the news of getting whatever he wants*

Luke: Ah I see.. rather like The Weird Sisters in that respect then.. no offense or anything...

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Marcus: Okay.. I think we're ready to go?

Marcus: Um......... this is a new song.. Nathy aren’t you going to play guitar for the fangirls?

Paul: *Glares at Nathan going near his drums*

Nathan: *hides further behind drums*

Marcus: Um.. okaythen... here goes!

[GuestGuest]

*Is rather taken by Beanpole kitteh who now pretty much has run of the set and his own personal valet aka staff member for the rest of the interview*

*Turns attention back to Luke*

"Pretty much," she agreed, "Though I hear it's worse. Seems they have a new lead singer and rumor has it he ........" *Cherry shudders at the idea* "... Sparkles! And on that note, we'll be right back after this short message from our sponsors."

//heads to side of stage as Silencio goes to get ready for their number//

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"And now! The moment you've been waiting for! SILENCIO!"

*Crowd jams along with the song and cheers and applauds at end*

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