Update from the 2012 WWBN Election Newsroom...
Polls closed just minutes ago but with the expertise of the finest countermonkey's have projected a landslide win for former WWBN Mad Mad World Host Dunena Reid.
Exit poll results give a strong 80% majority result for the newcomer with some even choosing to vote for exotic animals then give a vote to Frump in what has to be his worst result ever.
You heard it here first, Dunena Reid is the new American Minister for Magic!
- Dunena Reid
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:+ : American Minister for Magic
Posts : 149
Age : 54
Current Location : New York
Job : Minister for Magic
Face Claim : Robert Downey Jr
Famous Last Words : I'm not the worlds most practical man
Pet/Familar : Bill and Ted (the Llamas)
20110626
Hello world.
Yes, the show is still on the air, if just barely as my last broadcast has made me more of a target than I ever thought possible. I have had a lot of owls, most of which have exploded and distorted my desk. I have had a visit from a rather large man with a rather large envelope which he offered to me for a retraction of my statement. Some people, well most of the ministry, are on the take or just don't care about the fate of the wizarding world unless it lines their pockets.
I must say, I will not be stopped. There must be a investigatison in to thisPottermore thing to see just how far in to the magical world it will go. I believe it time to clean up the ministry and save our world.
But on to a more important topic of tonight. I have seen a pieces of fallen sky. It was at a Muggle building. They called it a meteorite and it had fallen from the sky and made a large hole in the ground and burned at some incredible heat as it streaked across the sky. To those naysayers, Isay go see these pieces of sky, for even the Muggles can see that the sky is falling and the Four Llamas are coming.
They the Muggles say that it will be next year, in December that we will see the sky burn. I know that it will end but the sky will have a show like fireworks as it ends and I will have a big bowl of popcorn and you can join me. I will be on the top of the WWBN building. Look for me.
Well this is Dunena tellin ... the world as it is ... or not, on WWBN
Call me
Yes, the show is still on the air, if just barely as my last broadcast has made me more of a target than I ever thought possible. I have had a lot of owls, most of which have exploded and distorted my desk. I have had a visit from a rather large man with a rather large envelope which he offered to me for a retraction of my statement. Some people, well most of the ministry, are on the take or just don't care about the fate of the wizarding world unless it lines their pockets.
I must say, I will not be stopped. There must be a investigatison in to thisPottermore thing to see just how far in to the magical world it will go. I believe it time to clean up the ministry and save our world.
But on to a more important topic of tonight. I have seen a pieces of fallen sky. It was at a Muggle building. They called it a meteorite and it had fallen from the sky and made a large hole in the ground and burned at some incredible heat as it streaked across the sky. To those naysayers, Isay go see these pieces of sky, for even the Muggles can see that the sky is falling and the Four Llamas are coming.
They the Muggles say that it will be next year, in December that we will see the sky burn. I know that it will end but the sky will have a show like fireworks as it ends and I will have a big bowl of popcorn and you can join me. I will be on the top of the WWBN building. Look for me.
Well this is Dunena tellin ... the world as it is ... or not, on WWBN
Call me
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